Consider yourself a hangover connoisseur, love traveling the world and always wanted a fast track to the C-Suite? It may be time to quit your boring 9-5, as alc-eze is on the hunt for the world’s first Chief Hangover Office (CHO) to help more Aussies ease their hangovers.
New research from alc-eze has revealed just how pervasive hangovers are in Australia. While some lucky Aussies don’t experience hangovers, the rest of us average a staggering 39 hangovers per year; that’s more than three every month. Over one-third of Australians (36%) also admit to going to extreme lengths to cure their hangovers, trying everything from bizarre food remedies to unconventional hacks.
After successfully sourcing the special ingredient – the Nashi Pear – in Korea, following years of travel, scientific research and product trials, alc-eze has since helped an endless number of Aussies reduce the severity and duration of the dreaded hangover.
The company now wants to add a Chief Hangover Officer to its team, to ensure it’s constantly innovating and looking for the latest breakthrough ingredient in natural hangover remedies.
The job description says the $100K per year role will involve traveling to multiple international locations including Sicily, Puerto Rico and Estonia to test and report back on local hangover hacks and urban legends.
The role isn’t for the faint hearted, with some of the potential remedies a little less conventional than others. In Sicily for example, eating dried Bull penis is said to be a game changer when it comes to hangover remedies. Whilst in Estonia, locals swear by wearing vodka soaked socks to bed for a clear head the next day.
Speaking of the new role, Anthony Taylor, Co-founder at alc-eze said: “We believe, without a doubt, that we have the best hangover prevention supplement on the planet. But to ensure we stay on top, we are always looking at ways to improve the product or even identify new products altogether.
“Our new Chief Hangover Officer will help us search for global trends that we can explore further with our scientific team to ensure our product keeps as many hangovers away as possible. So whilst Bull penis for breakfast might not be ‘the’ answer, we’re leaving no stone unturned,” added Taylor.
The initial two-month package for the chosen candidate will include a $100K pro rata salary, fully paid international travel, access to the best parties, a year’s supply of alc-eze and a fancy C-Suite title to add to their Linkedin page.
What’s more, if the new CHO uncovers a new secret ingredient that is added to the alc-eze hangover product, they’ll receive a healthy $20K bonus too.
The applicant has to have experience in drinking alcoholic beverages and must be over 18. To apply for this once in a lifetime legendary position go to alc-eze.com/jobs and apply by 28th February, 2025.
